design on a dime

so, here’s a little bit of a new look for my blog, but i’m not sure how much i like it just yet. i definitely have a lot of tinkering left to do with the codes. only time can tell whether or not this will be my spiffy new look.

thanks to may*star designs for giving me a template…but i already modified it so much i doubt she would be able to tell it’s one of her original templates!

and just f.y.i., the background is original artwork of yours truly. yay, corel painter program! yay, too much free time!

rainbows and butterflies

i felt like my recent content was getting morbid & disgusting, so i wanted to lighten the mood just a little. and besides all that, the constant rain here is making me depressed. so in order to make me smile more, i found a lovely, calming picture to fix your gaze upon. [and, if you look carefully, you can see sonora waving from the hot air balloon over the rainbow!]

ahhh, that’s nice. think of all the wonderful, happy stories that can be told about this picture…*gag*…just kidding! being this cheesy & sugary is even worse than my fetus findings! i guess it could be a cute picture in some weird/bizzaro/old school world…maybe.

oh, and honestly, did you look for sonora?

he look-a-like-a…..zombie?

it’s been three days since my resident evil marathon with adam & andrew, and i’m still freaked out. i’m seeing flesh eating zombies everywhere.

we started off the evening watching resident evil: apocalypse. one word: yikes. and just to make sure i was still completely scarred and retarded after seeing it, someone, (*cough* adam *cough*), thought it would be a good idea to rent the original resident evil.

needless to say, my 4 hours of sleep that night weren’t peaceful. and my dreams weren’t ones of fluffy white sheep & candycanes. no, no. my dreams had scary, hissing, flesh-eating zombies in them. awesome.

this lack of a good night’s sleep has left me feeling very zombie-ish…minus the constant desire to feast upon human flesh. *shudder* don’t worry, my hunger is satiated by large pieces of mamaw’s sheet cake & chicken spaghetti. and don’t forget my glass of milk. [keyword being: glass.]

in other news, i sometimes feel that my sense of smell is more a curse than an integral piece in my storage of memories or recognition of what’s really cookin’. like today, the only thing i smelled on the way to the library was moldy fish sticks. thanks, rain. or there’s the smell of rotten feet when you take the stairs to the ATLC or when you sit in my closet of an office. thanks, little chinese grader man. and, i feel like i still reek of hibachi chicken from yesterday. ew. thanks, shogun.

i think i need to invest in some nose plugs. those are great. they’ve even been “worn & tested” – yum. and sweet, they “Will NOT make you look dorky, unlike many other nose plugs out there.” i assumed that anything you stick in your nose might cramp your style, but i guess i was wrong. phew.

i’m a fetus in a bottle, baby…

disturbing? ….definitely.

I adopted a cute lil’ monkey fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I adopted a cute lil’ tempura fetus
from Fetusmart! mmm..yummy.

are you gagging yet? hahaha.